Hello, my name is Tesmond.

I will not share a platform with Nick Clegg. This is because he sold out, in swopping his principles for a Ministerial Bentley. He doesn’t give a stuff about making students pay for their tuition fees. He wishes to throttle infrastructure spending, such that it’s harder to pay off the deficit. He enacted the privatisation of the NHS, and has done nothing to stop the destruction of law centres.

I expect him to win his safe seat in Sheffield, but to retire from parliament. He’s finished off the Liberal Democrat Party. The sad thing is that, even though David Laws and Jo Swinson will be given promotions this week, Jo is likely to lose her seat in Dumbartsonshire – I understand that Laws is well respected in Yeovil.

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