This is a parody of an all-too-familiar situation. George Osborne’s leak appears in the Indy that the disabled will have to pay double for their utilities.
David Cameron’s government the next morning refutes it as incorrect, and asks people to wait for the spending review. Meanwhile the disabled go back to their claim forms, because a lot of them are scumbag malingerers as we know.

A friend of mine told me yesterday that she’s too frightened to be mentally unwell in Britain. How sick can this country get?