Somebody who is definitely worth following on Twitter is a young chap called ‘Gideon Osborner’.

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I received a reply from him this evening:

@shibleylondon: “Count has two fingers ; sound familiar?” < in these days of cuts a lot of people make do with giving me one #yah?

That just about sums up the flawed logic, doesn’t it. I was remarking on the fact that most people would happily show him the two finger salute in a different context. However, Osborner’s flawed logic is why have 2 fingers when you can make do perfectly well with one. I suppose the same goes for legs. Apart from the fact you can’t do anything that is….